Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Patch Day

Ah, patch day. A day for relaxation, maybe some exercise. Sunlight perhaps. Catch up on a good book. Eat food that doesn't come packed in Styrofoam.

Let's not kid ourselves. These hours spent with EVE-Off-line are spent like an addict without his crack: scavenging behind the couch for just one hit, curled up in a ball rocking back an forth, or figuring out who to offer to blow for just one rock. But those minutes furtively checking to see the queue come back on the log-in screen finally pay off, and you can be the first person to see what crazy-ass bug has infected the chat window, or the first to petition that failed market sale.


So I hope you took the chance to check in with family and friends today. See if your pet/ kids are still alive. They are? Good. Has your wife left without you noticing? No? Excellent. See you in space.

3 comments:

Sub said...

One guess which tit logged on as the 9th person and started using the market.... gonna check now to see what I lost...

Keep it up guys...

Dean said...

Funny as hell as usual guys.
All I want to know is why is it that patch day always seems to come on my day off???

Keep them coming

stanzig said...

patch day is always fun. not, I hate waiting on eve and they still havent fixed my hangar problem. oh yeah and they got rid of the pulldown menus in the hangar to quickly sort what you want. oh well. great comic also, gata give you guys props, its pretty funny.